What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 05:08

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
No way
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to